hannahJan 1, 12:17 AM Happy new year Chicago to my Chicago friends who I love so much and the ones I haven’t met yet too!!!! jeanJan 1, 12:11 AM happy new year! lots of fireworks in pilsen 🧨🎇🎉haruJan 1, 12:07 AM Happy New Year! enjoy the fireworks if you can hear 'emlizDec 31, 11:00 PM happy new year, Philly friends!jeanDec 31, 11:00 PM happy new year to everyone on the east coast!! 🎉🎉🎉jeanDec 31, 10:26 PM wow truelizDec 31, 10:26 PM ooohlizDec 31, 10:18 PM yesssjeanDec 31, 10:17 PM i'm hoping for a head shavelizDec 31, 10:14 PM lollizDec 31, 10:07 PM yes, misha! and dissolved lip fillersmishaDec 31, 10:06 PM right?? all we have is the one season of are you the one
lizDec 31, 10:06 PM more bisexual dating shows!mslaterDec 31, 10:04 PM @amber i'm so honored 🥺lizDec 31, 10:03 PM little balloon dog jibbitz 😂amberDec 31, 10:02 PM LOL m that’s my fave so farlizDec 31, 9:54 PM so true, M 😂lizDec 31, 9:51 PM :(lizDec 31, 9:49 PM e-heelyslizDec 31, 9:49 PM self-driving shoes like heelys?haruDec 31, 9:45 PM inter-stellar super-spreaderlizDec 31, 9:45 PM 😂lizDec 31, 9:44 PM cruise ship to mars is a super spreader eventjeanDec 31, 9:43 PM !!haruDec 31, 9:43 PM let's keep this bad tech train rollingjeanDec 31, 9:42 PM wow soo goodconnieDec 31, 9:37 PM just say it, armiejeanDec 31, 9:36 PM hi hannah!jeanDec 31, 9:36 PM tooo reallizDec 31, 9:35 PM 😮lizDec 31, 9:35 PM hiiii <3hannahDec 31, 9:35 PM Hi everybody <33333lizDec 31, 9:33 PM whoalizDec 31, 9:32 PM connie!!!jeanDec 31, 9:28 PM oops sorry i just added connie too lol! one more refresh!angelDec 31, 9:24 PM hi hannah! <3 angel meg and nicolizDec 31, 9:23 PM hi hannah!!jeanDec 31, 9:23 PM just added hannah, i would recommend another refresh!mslaterDec 31, 9:22 PM OMG @angel lizDec 31, 9:21 PM Lindsay Lohan is gonna be in a new romcom!angelDec 31, 9:19 PM what's the next virtue signaling yard sign?lizDec 31, 9:19 PM yes, we need more Megan Thee Stallion predictions!lizDec 31, 9:14 PM whoalizDec 31, 9:11 PM Biden unequivocally supports the metrosexual communityangelDec 31, 9:10 PM metrosexual rights now!!haruDec 31, 9:10 PM HAHjeanDec 31, 9:02 PM my fault for making that possible loljeanDec 31, 9:02 PM ooopslizDec 31, 9:01 PM I know 😔amberDec 31, 9:00 PM Look I’m not saying I want it to happenangelDec 31, 9:00 PM oh shitlizDec 31, 9:00 PM oh no, amber!!
jeanDec 31, 9:00 PM :oamberDec 31, 9:00 PM Thimothee chalamet earns Oscar nom for playing trans woman in big budget dramajeanDec 31, 8:59 PM that's a great conspiracy theoryjeanDec 31, 8:57 PM i want the skin potato tooharuDec 31, 8:57 PM skin potato sounds kinda good?angelDec 31, 8:57 PM lol *sameangelDec 31, 8:57 PM saaaaaaam bea (this is meg)beaDec 31, 8:55 PM i would like to read your food trends column angelangelDec 31, 8:52 PM NO MORE TIMEjeanDec 31, 8:51 PM i say cancel standard time tbhangelDec 31, 8:49 PM right? danger in the homelizDec 31, 8:49 PM whoalizDec 31, 8:48 PM ooh, I can def see stained glass overtaking the rug tufting trendangelDec 31, 8:44 PM (more explicitly than Citizen)
haruDec 31, 8:41 PM pee is the staff of lifeharuDec 31, 8:41 PM hasn't anyone seen Dune?beaDec 31, 8:41 PM water conservation!wendyDec 31, 8:41 PM how is this new tho
lizDec 31, 8:40 PM human pee, or animal pee?beaDec 31, 8:40 PM oh noamberDec 31, 8:40 PM Pee facials amberDec 31, 8:40 PM Lol omg what if per becomes a beauty productheatherDec 31, 8:38 PM hello!!! <3lizDec 31, 8:37 PM you're right amber - I guess I'm just thinking wellness influencers are gonna start talking a lot more about pee in generallizDec 31, 8:37 PM hi amber, hi heather!!jeanDec 31, 8:36 PM amber -- so truejeanDec 31, 8:36 PM i can see it in the starsheatherDec 31, 8:35 PM Big Astrology has something bad comingamberDec 31, 8:35 PM Liz I hate to break it to you but lots of wellness trends are just diuretics and laxatives in convincing packaging jeanDec 31, 8:35 PM omg heather... so realamberDec 31, 8:34 PM These are some good predictions!!jeanDec 31, 8:33 PM hi amber!!amberDec 31, 8:33 PM Hi :)jeanDec 31, 8:31 PM ooh i hope so beajeanDec 31, 8:31 PM courtney cobbs has started silly stringing cars parked in the clark st bike lane, i could see that taking off as a trendharuDec 31, 8:30 PM sad.jeanDec 31, 8:29 PM i would bet maybe 20jeanDec 31, 8:29 PM but i think we will not get anywhere close to the 50 miles of new lanes lori promised by 2023jeanDec 31, 8:29 PM i think the city will reinstate the part of the halsted lane that they took out and gave to an amazon turn lanejeanDec 31, 8:27 PM ooh good promptharuDec 31, 8:27 PM jean any predictions for our bicycle infrastructure?angelDec 31, 8:25 PM gen z organizes massive school strike angelDec 31, 8:22 PM exactly
haruDec 31, 8:22 PM beyond seltzer!!angelDec 31, 8:20 PM you guys these are so good
lizDec 31, 8:19 PM hi meg!!angelDec 31, 8:19 PM hi hi this is meg i am here too <3 can't wait to catch up
jeanDec 31, 8:16 PM bye ellen!lizDec 31, 8:15 PM thanks for playing, ellen!ellenDec 31, 8:15 PM gotta go play bananagrams with the fam but everyone here is intimidatingly funny and smart. good job everyone.ellenDec 31, 8:13 PM Good oneellenDec 31, 8:12 PM ^^I was thinking this!! yes beaDec 31, 8:12 PM very dfw dystopia, shelby jeanDec 31, 8:12 PM >:)ellenDec 31, 8:11 PM More starbucks unions :) haruDec 31, 8:09 PM xoxo golden girlslizDec 31, 8:09 PM ooh yes, could definitely see a Golden Girls reboot! but yassifiedellenDec 31, 8:04 PM agree with this Jean!
jeanDec 31, 8:02 PM surprised awkwafina hasn't dropped the moniker yet tbhjeanDec 31, 8:01 PM just made a change btw -- sometime in the next 10 mins you'll see a popup that says "The predictions websocket closed unexpectedly" -- this is fine, just reload the page!lizDec 31, 8:01 PM yes, Haru, agree re: AwkwafinalizDec 31, 8:00 PM ooh Misha, I think Ellis also predicted Demi would start HRTlizDec 31, 7:59 PM it can be a little dark!haruDec 31, 7:58 PM I neglected to read the guidelines re: dark subject matter!!angelDec 31, 7:57 PM - nicoangelDec 31, 7:57 PM i want more elliot page predictions
haruDec 31, 7:57 PM maybe Sean Penn whilst fighting a fire from his private helicopterlizDec 31, 7:57 PM I was just trying to think of an Elliot Page prediction, Angel!beaDec 31, 7:56 PM haru coming in dark!!!ellenDec 31, 7:56 PM ^^^^^^jeanDec 31, 7:55 PM woahhh who's it gonna be harujeanDec 31, 7:53 PM oops sorry hillsong* loljeanDec 31, 7:53 PM earthsong is very suspicious toolizDec 31, 7:53 PM there's something dark going on with Chris Pratt for sureellenDec 31, 7:52 PM oooh liz YES i believe thismishaDec 31, 7:51 PM hehe oops
mishaDec 31, 7:51 PM secret drama between wachowski sisters revealedjeanDec 31, 7:51 PM i just added a new user and realized it may break things for others if you don't refresh... oops! i recommend everyone refresh if you haven't recentlyellenDec 31, 7:50 PM omg lizDec 31, 7:49 PM I can see itangelDec 31, 7:49 PM i hope not !! but.....it couldlizDec 31, 7:49 PM angel: oh no!mishaDec 31, 7:48 PM catching up, beanies are fully back already fyi
mishaDec 31, 7:46 PM hehe hi (mars)
lizDec 31, 7:45 PM hiii misha and mars!mishaDec 31, 7:44 PM we're in! (misha and mars)
ellenDec 31, 7:43 PM great pointlizDec 31, 7:43 PM could see Phoebe on the Gossip Girl rebootlizDec 31, 7:43 PM ooh, yes, Ellen! jeanDec 31, 7:31 PM i might also push a quick fix but that will boot you all off temporarily loljeanDec 31, 7:31 PM if it happens you can refresh the page to fix the chat historyjeanDec 31, 7:31 PM unfortunately it looks like there's a bug that is sometimes causing chat messages to appear duplicated... sorry about that!!lizDec 31, 7:30 PM yes, M, agree about Billie Eilish!eliDec 31, 7:29 PM poster boyeliDec 31, 7:29 PM I'm #1 in line for fenty chaps tbhlizDec 31, 7:27 PM omgbeaDec 31, 7:25 PM real smoll jurassic park 😳jeanDec 31, 7:18 PM hi angel!! excited for mail order botoxangelDec 31, 7:18 PM hi >:)) nico and i thinking hard over here mslaterDec 31, 7:16 PM OMG yes underwear!!!lizDec 31, 7:15 PM Tomboy X collabs with Lil Nas X?eliDec 31, 7:15 PM tbh if beanie babies come back, I'll make a fortune lizDec 31, 7:15 PM or both!lizDec 31, 7:15 PM oooh M, yes
ellisDec 31, 7:15 PM M ORRR lil nas x underwear?jeanDec 31, 7:15 PM yeah i like the idea of expanding the scope out a bitellisDec 31, 7:14 PM jean: maybe it's "queen e dies, bringing an end to the monarchy"?
devanDec 31, 7:13 PM Wow bea I have another prediction that rly goes along with yoursjeanDec 31, 7:13 PM i'm wondering if predicting the queen's death too easy slash too realellisDec 31, 7:13 PM kourtney & travis cooking show only available on only fansdevanDec 31, 7:13 PM kourtney & travis use same surrogate as kimmschlotterbeckDec 31, 7:12 PM i would watch that pete davidson tape ellisDec 31, 7:12 PM haha nooooo
eliDec 31, 7:12 PM id watch tbh
jeanDec 31, 7:12 PM bea said "he's still alive??"lizDec 31, 7:12 PM 😮
eliDec 31, 7:10 PM hold on isnt savory tea just broth?
lizDec 31, 7:09 PM M, I like your vision for a pete davidson queer eralizDec 31, 7:09 PM whoamschlotterbeckDec 31, 7:08 PM lollll vape shortagelizDec 31, 7:08 PM ooh, I can def see Grimes using they/them pronounslizDec 31, 7:06 PM wow, Ellis, love both your KP and Demi predictions!devanDec 31, 7:05 PM Amazon suddenly closes all Whole Foods locationsmslaterDec 31, 7:05 PM I think a drama! lizDec 31, 7:04 PM M, do you think the Ariana Grande show will be a reality/talk show, or like a drama?devanDec 31, 7:04 PM two Ms in the chatellisDec 31, 7:04 PM OMG queer eye/birthright collab THIS IS KILLING ME^
lizDec 31, 7:03 PM M!!!jeanDec 31, 7:03 PM hi hi hi!!lizDec 31, 7:03 PM wow Devan, definitely can see Queer Eye going to Israel!mslaterDec 31, 7:03 PM HI EVERYONE !!!!!devanDec 31, 7:02 PM Savory tea is definitely gonna happen Bea I saw it on tiktok!lizDec 31, 7:02 PM fenty chaps is good!
mschlotterbeckDec 31, 7:01 PM hiiiii thanks for letting me come!ellisDec 31, 7:01 PM this is v cuteellisDec 31, 7:01 PM hiiii babes!
jeanDec 31, 7:01 PM wow hi ellis and m :)jeanDec 31, 6:10 PM looks good! we'll start in 50 minutes <3jeanDec 31, 6:06 PM testing testing... is this thing on?
eli: Betty White prankes us all tomorrow with a post on IG with only a cool "sup fuckers"
mschlotterbeck: beanie babies are back
angel: new covid variant detected at the winter olympics (nico)
ellis: fenty chaps
eli: kourtney/travis's baby comes out fully tatted
mschlotterbeck: captain planet liveaction remake
liz: vape shortage
angel: one of the jolie-pitt children releases a tell-all memoir
ellis: muppets covid special
eli: pete davidson solo sex tape available to subscribers everywhere
ellis: adele does something that actually makes people mad
angel: elliot page opens a gym
jean: ikea city
liz: Lori Lightfoot goes on Joe Rogan's show
devan: Bob Dylan sex tape
misha: mars: pride flag for straight men who only date queer women
misha: mars: azealia banks fully un-cancelled
liz: we learn that Betty White had a secret lesbian lover for the past few decades
wendy: pete davidson dates cdc director rochelle wolensky
ellis: tiktok trend: at-home circus
devan: Kabbalah makes a comeback in Hollywood
mschlotterbeck: VR dating app
mslater: BTS invites Biden to their concert (in response to Liz's prediction)
ellen: Bennifer break up
wendy: marcy playground catch covid, can no longer smell sex and candy
misha: OTC ketamine
misha: secret drama between wachowski sisters revealed
liz: Bella Hadid comes out as queer
wendy: sleepy time caps are back in style (sean)
mschlotterbeck: bob dylan dies
liz: wellness trend: diuretics (so you can pee out more toxins)
bea: pete davidson converts to judaism
ellen: Phoebe Bridgers cameos in a TV show
wendy: a misguided millionaire makes jurassic park real, but smoll (sean)